{"product_id":"silent-night-must-be-nice-holiday-sweatshirt","title":"Silent Night? Must Be Nice Holiday Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilent night?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn this house?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat's hilarious.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Silent Night? Must Be Nice. 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