{"product_id":"silent-night-must-be-nice-holiday-t-shirt","title":"Silent Night? Must Be Nice Holiday T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilent night? That's cute.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne kid needs water. The other kid can't find their favorite stuffed animal. They both suddenly have 82 questions about Santa.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Silent Night? Must Be Nice. Holiday T-Shirt is for the parents who love the holiday magic but haven't experienced a peaceful bedtime since approximately 2019.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom bedtime negotiations to early-morning wake-up calls, Christmas with kids is a lot of things. Quiet isn't usually one of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause all is bright. 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Maybe next year. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Lightweight 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton fabric with a breathable 4.2 oz\/yd² feel\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline for casual or semi-formal styling\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed knit collar help maintain structure and shape\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tear-away label helps minimize skin irritation\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Adult garment made with REACH-certified materials; color blends vary by shade\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cu\u003eLove this design? 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