All Is Calm (That’s a Lie) Holiday Sweatshirt

Silent night? Not in this house.

The decorations are up, the holiday music is playing and someone's crying because their sibling looked at them.

Apparently, this is the most wonderful time of the year.

The All Is Calm. (That's a Lie.) Holiday Sweatshirt is for anyone keeping the holiday magic alive while navigating sensory overload, sibling arguments, endless excitement, and approximately zero moments of actual peace.

Because the holidays are beautiful, magical, and completely overstimulating.

And calm? Well, that's adorable.

Why You'll Love It

✔ Cozy, comfortable sweatshirt for chilly days and holiday survival mode

✔ Funny, sarcastic holiday message that parents instantly understand

✔ Festive enough for Christmas, honest enough for everyday parenting

✔ Perfect for parents, caregivers, introverts, and anyone who appreciates a little holiday sarcasm

✔ A fun alternative to traditional ugly Christmas sweaters

✔ Makes a funny, relatable Christmas gift for the overwhelmed parent in your life

When This Sweatshirt Hits Perfectly

🎄 Decorating the tree while someone has a meltdown over ornament placement

🎁 Wrapping presents after everyone finally falls asleep

🍪 Holiday baking that turns into a full-scale kitchen disaster

🎅 Navigating crowded stores, school parties, and family gatherings

☕ Attempting to enjoy one peaceful holiday morning

🛋 Sitting in the aftermath of Christmas morning, surrounded by wrapping paper and questionable decisions

*A Note From Second Morning*

The holidays don't have to be calm to be meaningful.

Peace on Earth. Chaos in the living room.

Product features

- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² cotton-polyester blend for comfort and durability

- Classic fit with a crew neckline and ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband

- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean finish and reduced fabric waste

- Double-needle stitching at key seams for added durability

- Ethically grown US cotton with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

- Do not iron

Love this design? It's also available as a casual T-Shirt