Size Chart

XS — Width 16.5" / Length 27"

S — Width 18" / Length 28"

M — Width 20" / Length 29"

L — Width 22" / Length 30"

XL — Width 24" / Length 31"

2XL — Width 26" / Length 32"

3XL — Width 28" / Length 33"

4XL — Width 30” / Length 34”

5XL — Width 32” / Length 35”

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All is calm. (That's a lie.) Coffee Mug

$15.95

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Size 11oz

All is calm. (That's a lie.)

The decorations are up. The holiday music is playing. Someone's crying because their candy cane broke. And you've already reheated your coffee twice...no wait, three times.

Ah, the magic of Christmas.

Our "All Is Calm. (That's a Lie.)" Coffee Mug is for the moms, dads, and caregivers who love the holidays but know that behind every picture-perfect Christmas moment is at least one minor meltdown. Whether you're surviving the morning rush, wrapping presents at midnight, or just trying to enjoy five uninterrupted minutes of coffee, this mug gets it.

Why You'll Love It

✓ Funny, relatable Christmas humor for real-life parenting

✓ Perfect for coffee, tea, hot cocoa, or your favorite holiday drink

✓ A thoughtful holiday gift for moms, dads, and caregivers

✓ Great for stocking stuffers, Secret Santa, or a little well-deserved self-care

Because the holidays may be merry and bright, but calm? That's a stretch.

Some mornings start twice. Even on Christmas.

Product features

- Microwave-safe for convenient heating

- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup

- White ceramic construction

- 11 oz (0.33 L) capacity